If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Houston, we have a squirter
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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