I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Randomize
