Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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