thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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