I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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