Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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