My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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