weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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