these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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