Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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