Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
