Whoa Z and x make the same sound
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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