I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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