Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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