it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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