This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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