Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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