if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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