We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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