I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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