Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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