i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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