I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
