i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My penis needs a shock collar
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
