Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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