I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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