just come out here and I will go home with you...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I still have a little drunk in my system
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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