He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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