It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize