I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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