Sry I called you an 8
"it" just moved
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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