awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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