they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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