I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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