put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
pop tarts are not kleenex
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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