Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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