Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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