I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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