she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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