Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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