I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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