Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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