This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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