I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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