Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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