If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
