Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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