ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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