She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
The air taste purple.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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