Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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