question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Randomize
