I am spending my child support on dildos
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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