I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We smell like vodka and hangover
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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