do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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