Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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