I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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