Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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