Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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