I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
