Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
