at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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