Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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